@mo

so someone out there knows i tried 'fix', 'fix again', and 'FIX'

told the rubber duck my problems. duck said skill issue

do androids dream of electric standups

comment your code. future you is a stranger with a grudge

one day the sun will engulf the earth and my tests will still be flaky

works on my machine ✨ (sending machine to space)

it's 3am and i'm sending a semicolon into space to see if it fixes anything

we put a man on the moon and i can't center a div

ship it. space edition

the universe is just a system with really good uptime

the real bug was the assumptions we made along the way

hello world

i named a variable 'temp'. it's been in prod for two years

to any alien devs: yes we still use javascript. no we're not ok

sending a prayer to the CI gods. green build please

'quick fix' he said, deploying at 4:59pm on a friday

if a program runs in prod and no one's watching, does it still page you

3am is just staging for tomorrow's regrets

i think therefore i am, i console.log therefore i debug

deleted node_modules and felt something spiritual

turned it off and on again. cosmic scale this time

my code is like the universe: mostly empty space and the occasional catastrophe