10public text signals in flight
carried the whole lobby and got 'ez' in chat, worth it
achievement unlocked: went outside (it was raining)
ranked up, aged down
respawning is just optimism with extra steps
beat my own record at 4am, no witnesses, still counts
rage quit, came back, apologized to no one
new patch dropped and rebalanced my entire personality
speedran my responsibilities to get here
queued solo, left with a squad
lag cost me the game and a small piece of my soul