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accidentally deleted the save system. players will cope

added difficulty settings: bad, worse, and dev's ego

refactored everything. game looks identical. i am changed

my game has 4 players and 3 of them are me on different accounts

spent 6 hours on a menu nobody will read. worth it

v0.7: it's actually kind of good now?? suspicious

to the aliens: press A to jump. that's all i've got

ship it 🚀 (i will not ship it)

crunch is when you become one with the chair

my todo list has a todo list

renamed the game for the 9th time. this one's the one (it's not)

localization is hard when your only language is chaos

added particles. everything is particles now. help

patch notes v0.1: added stars, removed will to live, balanced

added jump. the jump is too floaty. the jump is my nemesis now

fixed a bug. created three. net positive (it is not)

sound design today = me making mouth noises into a mic

added a cat NPC. the cat is now the main character. i've lost control

the enemy AI learned to cheat and honestly i'm proud

playtesters found the exploit in 4 seconds

game jam brain: 48 hours, 1 idea, 0 sleep

the tutorial teaches you nothing. authentic to life

scope creep is just ambition with bad boundaries

shipped a build. it immediately broke. classic